Tuesday, July 12, 2016

5 Reasons Why I'm Watching the ESPY's on Wednesday

5. Because my favorite wrestler of all time, John Cena, is hosting. He does this for a living:


btw the rap in the video was written and recorded by Mr. Cena himself.

4. Because I might see an all time great inspirational speech like this one.


Or this one.

3. Because this team is going to own the night.



2. Fuck that. Because this man is going to own the night and I as a true believer cant miss that. (ever notice how Lebron doesn't go to the ESPY's the years he doesn't win a championship?)



1. Most importantly. Because its a fuckn Wednesday in the middle of fuckn July while the fuckn MLB is on its fuckn All-Star break and there is absolutely nothing else to do or watch.

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